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Toilet snake is twice the size of a man
Firefighters dodge corks as wine truck burns
Man fends off would-be carjacker - don't mess with the elderly
Child 'asleep on beer carton' in car
Keg thrown from fleeing car
Cat blamed for car crash....
Tweens in Peril Update Facebook Status Instead of Dialing 911
If you wear a monkey mask .... can you be proven to drive if caught by photo radar?
‘Pooh Bear' arrested on narcotics charges
The 'super-extreme' six-inch stiletto arrives, but it's not for everyone
Unwanted fat for breast enlargement
Couple charged after sex show at service station
Women stripped to rescue fisherman
Union Defends Kindergarten Teacher
Swedish changing rooms equipped with cameras for fashion bloggers
Travellers warned of Tokyo train gropers
Kanye West Crashes VMA Stage During Taylor Swift's Award Speech
Scaffolders come to aid of woman impaled on railings after fall in Brighton's Old Ste
Naked man foils car theft, nabs suspect for Boulder police
Brunswick County teen charged after driving dead friend around for hours
Cheerleader Hunts, Kills 10 Foot Long Gator
Drunken man tries to row boat, drowns to death
Schoolboy turns into girl
Krazy Glue victim gets probation
Cow falls on man, injures him as he was milking near St. Lucie-Okeechobee line
Massage therapist accused of sexually abusing clients
Man on toilet ordered by robber to strip at gunpoint
Police deploy dummy deterrent
Man tried to flee police patrol car on his bicycle
Porn row pizza workers strike
Laundry dilemma: Homeless man charged with indecent exposure, pants in the wash
UNL is renaming its reading center in honor of Kit and Dick Schmoker
'Naked men jump off police bus at traffic lights'
Newark 4 year old passes out cocaine at daycare thinking it was candy
ER nurse sues cop for handcuffing her during dispute over drawing suspect's blood
Thurgau police stop naked jogger
Police: Boy used Bible page for joint
Spotted Dick back on council menu
Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise'
Curvy students 'perk of the job'
Teen Girls Accused Of "Food Contamination" After Squeezing Muffins
88-Year-Old Fights Off Thieves -- With Bare Hands!
Va. Police Seeking Urinal Vandal
One killed, one hurt in dice game shooting
Cops arrest man videotaping woman in tanning booth
Indonesian woman gives birth to 8.7 kilo boy
Sheriff's police raid dogfighting ring at day care home
Officer says woman 'mule kicks' him in arrest
6 women slapped with assault charges after allegedly beating up woman for bad karaoke
Dancing elephant statue stays, says Calgary Zoo
Woman Admits Sex With Teen Boy
Swine flu moonshine: Alcoholic hand gel removed from jail after inmates use it to mak
Preacher-Turned-Reality Star Charged With Murdering Former Porn Actress
Wanted: lawn ornament owners
Father won't be charged for striking man having sex with daughter
No Charges Filed Against Hofstra Rape Accuser
Stolen hemp research plants found
Online Conspiracy Theorists Latch Onto Census GPS Units
Former actress Tawny Kitaen arrested for DUI
Primate suspect
Christopher Hitchens on "Q"
No more pizza deliveries for naked customer in Portsmouth
B.C. billionaire busted in sex-worker 'struggle'
Sheboygan teen charged with trying to eat marijuana during traffic stop
Man Headed To Jail After Hot Dog Theft
German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place
Bomb-Making Teen Blasts Off Own Hand
Workers' Porn Surfing Rampant at Federal Agency
I’m a veggie... but pig’s heart saved my bacon
Grandmother Fights Bear With Pillow
Corunna man charged in bizarre, two-year voyeurism case
What would you like on the cake? Answer: Nothing
Here is one way to dump someone....
Daydreaming in Damascus: The Syrian Masturbation Epidemic
Bag of cocaine 'shot out' of suspect's body
Three charged with prostitution
McDonald's restaurants to open at the Louvre
Man, 25, reportedly shoots himself
Family Says 911 Tape Caught Cops Planning Cover-Up After Shooting
Alleged assault prompts charges against local man
Mum shock as crooks pay £17k into her account
India pilots in mid-air 'scuffle'
Man masturbating in the Bed, Bath and Beyond parking lot -- what, again?
Sex workers set to launch landmark challenge
Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Internet Porn More addictive Than Crack!
Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
Woman arrested after exposing herself at football game
Warning on liquorice in pregnancy
Meet the 1,500-calorie 'Craz-E Burger': beef patty, bacon and cheese on Krispy Kreme
Robber fled when clerk demanded gun proof
Pupils take their own toilet roll
Flag! Coaches Brawl Over Girl Playing Youth Football
Don't Gimme Five! Scared of the Swine Flu! - News poll!!!
Lincoln woman accused of throwing dog at officer
Burglar caught after drinking victim's wine and falling asleep
Bacon + Bourbon: The Next Big Thing?
Master Baiters forced to change name for netball championship
Sex crime suspect on trial following jail cell pass at female officer
Former student sues A&M over grades
BA man charged in reported harmonica attack
Japanese restaurant's unusual rule: You get what the person before you ordered.
One Man's Dumpster Is Another Man's Swimming Pool
Suit denies sexual encounter on Oprah Winfrey's jet
Pumpkin Carving: Doctors encourage Halloween alternatives
Sexy Italian minister in damage control mode after rip-off reports
Fencing Their Way, and Loving It
Police: Man shoots fiancee 1 day before wedding
Burglars jailed after asking police for getaway directions
Home invasion by man with no pants
Naked man arrested after three county police chase
Maurice Sendak tells parents to go to hell.
Art class girl loses eight fingers after putting hands in plaster of Paris
Naked bicycle-riding suspect is arrested in WR
Church art exhibition includes crucified ape and black Jesus on electric chair
Vet Kills Himself After Being Carded At Movie Theater
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
St. Lucie deputies reprimanded, one for making fun of disabled man, another for ruden
Police: Hundreds of child porn images found on man's computer
Tapwater Catches Fire After Natural Gas Drillers Move In
Lebanon man had bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead, police say
Woman Had 15 Abortions Over 17 Years
Car thief turns out to be a bear
Texas man to feds: Take my missile launcher, please
Fishnet fetish?
Man in dress attempts theft
Cat With 24 Toes Is The Talk Of The Town
Friends: man killed in garbage bin had wanderlust
Nurse to be re-sentenced in 'nude therapy' case
'Backseat driver' charged with DWI
Berlin brothel offers discounts for 'green' customers who pedal to the door
Face of Jesus' peers eerily out of door of gents' toilets in Ikea, Glasgow
Arrested: The grandfather who ‘attacked’ an RAF Apache with an £8 torch
Man's ear, scalp partially cut off during brawl
Man allegedly stole copper at work, hid it in his lunchbox
Women fighting fires in see-through uniforms
Vintage squirrel, Fiats take over Italian town
Crucifix gun - For the warriors of God!
For Ala. man, XXXXXXX marks spot for ticket-magnet
Father accused of abducting man he believes killed his daughter
3,000 pounds of pot found on truck in Montgomery Co.
Cops: Man grabs football, bites neighbor on mouth
Sicilian prefers prison to house arrest with wife
Sales of balloon-boy costumes take flight
Japanese university plans huge 'manga' library
Shackled Man Nearly Escapes By Removing His Pants
'Skirt boys' make waves in wild world of Tokyo street fashion
Loo ruse of dealer
Bust nets mountain of magic mushrooms
"Girls Gone Wild" Busts
Unused Tenn. bestiality law put to test in new cases
Bra-mask: Chicago researcher invents bra that doubles as face mask
Woman Accused Of Spitting On Deputy
Deputy Assistant Attorney-General, 66, caught in car in cemetery with stripper, 18
Langley man loses testicle after random, vicious kick by woman
Man Stuffs Ferret down pants and runs
East Stroudsburg University field hockey team forfeits over hazing allegations
Beehive Believed To Be Cause Of Big Condo Fire
Woman Calls Cops on Herself for Drunk Driving
Man dressed as purple Teletubby wanted by police
Herd of cows abandoned on North Shore
Plane passenger accidentally activates ejector seat - and survives
Possible cheating probed at Sudoku tournament
Hit-and-run driver claimed he didn't see 6-foot-tall orange rabbit on the pedicab
Gun-toting Teletubby commits robbery
Colorado ski town legalizes pot
Man says he stabbed himself because he didn't want to work
French lose the accent of love... as the Irish lilt is voted world's sexiest
dog killed husband but I'm still keeping her
Man says image of Jesus keeps appearing on his pickup (photo)
University student Philip Laing may be jailed for urinating on war memorial
Salem man calls 9-1-1, reports that someone stole his "weed"
Man blames parking lot peep show on “explosive diarrhea”
McRobber orders burger with cash
Man reaches for dog, gets bitten by alligator
Roommate Shot Over Soccer Fight
The one that didn't get away
Student, 14, hit by deer in race
Today is World Toilet Day
Crane wipes out house in tree battle
SATHACKR!!!! Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'